ohhh heee thina be HEINEKEN
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Nomhle Muntuza Mchunu
7 hrs
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PEOPLE WHO DRINK ALCHOHOL
1. Savanna - they think they are clever, talks
too much,
always wearing carvela
2. Castle Lite - don’t get drunk easily, they
always know
where the next party is n they won’t leave u
till your money
is finished.
3. Heineken - they think they are smart, but
talk shit when
they are drunk.
4. Hansa/Castle Lager and black label - they
hang out with
everybody, they will ask for cigarette every now
and then
and their money is always R2 short.
5. Hunters dry/Gold - dress smart, always
targeting other
people’s partners.
6. Smirnoff storm/Spin/Pine twist - always
black out, they
don’t go out with more than R100.
7. 4th street - always dancing, always pour
themselves with
wine, they love sex.
8. Amarula/Strwaberry lips - beware of them,
they vomit
anytime anywhere.
9. Blue ice, Red ice - lol sleeps at the toilets, mother of the groom dresses for summer outdoor wedding
they never
want to go home, even when they are drunk
10. Hot Stuff - too forward, they get beaten n
tomorrow they
don’t remember anything....